Radio Discussions Pillows

Cubans sit down to debate on the radio.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Not-so-easy listening...

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.