Radiation Renegades Gifts

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

'Let's not go by the book.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Time's running out for Africa

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Grim liberty

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

Nuclear Waste.