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Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

'Let's not go by the book.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Time's running out for Africa

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Grim liberty

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

Nutri-Corp HQ. The FDA says we can call our speedy breakfast "enriched," "fortified" and "improved", but we can't call it food.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."