Racing Tracks Gifts

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Running

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tractor Racing

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Birthday Racing Car

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