Ducklings cause racing track collisions.
Race Track Zen Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for your race track Zen master? Explore our creative collection of items that combine the thrill of racing with Zen-like tranquility. Perfect for those who find peace on the track and in meditation, these products are designed to inspire their passion for speed and mindfulness alike.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
Zenemies.
Yoga.
After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.
Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
Yoga with Baby
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
FAQs.
'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'
Guru.
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Show off."
"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"
When Buddha came to nirvana.
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"Hoarder."
"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."
"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'
'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
Race Track Zen Master Gifts Collection
Race Track Zen Master Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for race track Zen masters—combining humor, calm, and creativity for their daily coffee ritual.
Race Track Zen Master Pillows
Find soft, humorous pillows that embrace the racing Zen lifestyle—great for relaxing at home after a day at the track.
Race Track Zen Master Prints
Enhance their space with vibrant prints inspired by the Zen master’s love for racing and tranquility—art that motivates and relaxes.
Race Track Zen Master T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts celebrating the Zen of racing—ideal for race track enthusiasts who cherish both speed and serenity.