Race Day Planner Gifts

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

A day at the races

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Sloth 10K.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Smile

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'What a control freak!'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Bradley Wiggins

Loser's Podium.

Get a life

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'Well, did you win or what?'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

Race Horses See Big People.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Ha! Fake out!'

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Formula One eco helmet

"I'm psyched!"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall