Race Day Planner Pillows

'That Brown bears watching!'

A day at the races

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Smile

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'What a control freak!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Loser's Podium.

Get a life

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'Well, did you win or what?'

Race Horses See Big People.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Formula One eco helmet

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"I'm psyched!"