Race Day Comedian Pillows

'I won't be around, but think, Billy - you will see the end of this race in your lifetime!'

Crashing into the Finish Line

'Your shoe's untied.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Bradley Wiggins

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Think Basics.'

La Tour 2007.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Annual 10K Fun Run

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

The Royal Enclosure!

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Caution.

'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'

Marathon winners.

"I'll race you the last inch."

'On your mark...'

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

"How did the marathon go?"

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word...Last!

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.

'And here come the fun runners.'