Quoting T-Shirts

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

''I'm helping Science with Pride'... Hey, I've never said that!'

"As Jerry Brown says..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Bartlett's Familiar Re-Tweets"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

"Life's what happens to you while you're busy quoting other people."

Tom Cotton

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Shakespeare Street

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'