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Macbeth: Take Two

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."