Quoting Pillows

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

''I'm helping Science with Pride'... Hey, I've never said that!'

"As Jerry Brown says..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Bartlett's Familiar Re-Tweets"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

Tom Cotton

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare Street

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."