Quoting Films T-Shirts

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Rutger Shower

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Housekeeping?!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Planet of the puppies"

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam."

In and Out Boxes: Good, Bad, and Ugly.

Tom Cotton

I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when ju

"Say hello to my little friend!"

You talking to me?

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers....we don't need no badgers....I don't have to show you any stinkin' badgers!!"

The ParDon: "I made me an offer I can't refuse."

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

"Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine."

DVD Blu-Ray. Action. Adventure. Sale. Ernie, what's the movie where Harrison Ford lifts a drain cover and makes a getaway? "The Grate Escape"!

The Elephant Man makes his famous declaration.