Film Quotes T-Shirts

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Oh, hello, there. Is this Mary Feeney? Hello, there. This is Marty Piletti. I wonder if you recall me. Well, I'm kind of a stocky guy. The last time we met was in the RKO Chester. You was with a friend of yours, and I was with a friend of mine name of Angie." Actually, none of this is true, of course. It's dialogue from the 1955 movie "Marty," starring Ernest Borgnine. In the film, Marty failed to get a date, but Borgnine went on to win an Oscar. I'm hoping to one or both of those things to hap

I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when ju

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

Historical memory is on life support.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Rutger Shower

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

'You can't fool all of the people all of the time...not on our advertising budget.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Language of politics.