Collecting Movie Quotes T-Shirts

Al Pacino Gets a Dog.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Shakespeare Street

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Rutger Shower

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."

Live, laugh, love

'Life is too short to be little.'

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

In and Out Boxes: Good, Bad, and Ugly.

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

"You had me at ole."

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when ju

'You complete me!'

Jeanne Moreau: 'Age does not protect you from love, but love...protects you from age.'