Movie Quoter T-Shirts

"If life is like a box of chocolates why are we on a diet?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"You've got termites."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam."

"You had me at ole."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

'Why don't you get Tommy to help you carry that?' 'He's inside there carrying the clothes.'

'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

"Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine."

The Elephant Man makes his famous declaration.

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

The ParDon: "I made me an offer I can't refuse."