Movie Quote Master T-Shirts

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Bloody hell!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Rutger Shower

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

In and Out Boxes: Good, Bad, and Ugly.

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when ju

You talking to me?

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

"Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine."

The Elephant Man makes his famous declaration.

'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers....we don't need no badgers....I don't have to show you any stinkin' badgers!!"

The ParDon: "I made me an offer I can't refuse."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"