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"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

No sound bite, please help.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Run in the Family

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"Smart Arse"

The Art of Bantering!

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."