Quizzical About Commerce T-Shirts

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Do Guns Kill?

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Privatized Jails

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Music to their ears.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

"I really hate sales meetings"

First-Customer-Earned