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'Donald Trump wants to develop our mountain.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

US Dollar weakens.

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

A long way towards retirement...

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

Euro crisis

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'