Quit Smoking Anniversary Gifts

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

The smoking Gun

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

'There you are - it works!'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

Action Plan to quit smoking

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

'How did you quit smoking?'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"I gotta quit that."

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

Smokers.

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'