Quitting Smoking Anniversary Gifts

'It's a special treat for Eric to celebrate 12 months of him giving up smoking.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

The smoking Gun

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Does it come in menthol?"

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Action Plan to quit smoking

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

Smokers.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'