Quitting Smoking Anniversary Gifts

'It's a special treat for Eric to celebrate 12 months of him giving up smoking.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

The smoking Gun

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"Does it come in menthol?"

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'There you are - it works!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

Action Plan to quit smoking

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

Smokers.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'