Giving Up Smoking Supporter Gifts

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Oi! '

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Cigarette?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."