Quirky Tactic Admirer Gifts

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Trojan Chess

Cold Beers and Skiers

Houdini's Dog

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Concert pianist.

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'