Quirky Tactic Admirer Pillows

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

Cold Beers and Skiers

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Trojan Chess

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

WWE Chess

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Steve Bruce

Giant Magician's Rabbit.