Quirky Stationery Lover Gifts

Pens with legs

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Stationery Shop

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Man with post it note

Dip Pen

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'Hold me!'

2B or not 2B

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Pencil eraser."

Company Ink.