Quirky Stationery Lover Pillows

Pens with legs

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Stationery Shop

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Dip Pen

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Biro Diversity

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Biro Security

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Company Ink.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."