Stationery Humor Lover Pillows

"Hey, nice toupee."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Dip Pen

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'Hold me!'

2B or not 2B

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"Pencil eraser."

Company Ink.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.