Stationery Humor Lover Pillows

"Hey, nice toupee."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Man with post it note

Dip Pen

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'Hold me!'

"Say, Chief, any progress on the pencil case?"

Biro Security

Company Ink.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Pencil eraser."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

2B or not 2B

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila