Quirky Services Lover Gifts

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I love you, you big fool."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Great tights!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Flatware Follies.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Andy Warhol

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Ass-less Chaps

Lady Gaga

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Helena Bonham Carter

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"