Quirky Service Lover Gifts

Butler uses a bike to deliver the food around a long table.

"I love you, you big fool."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

Latrinologist

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

'Candor is a plus.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

'We'll have it for you right away - it's buried out in the yard somewhere.'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

Pop-up shop...

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

'Actually, I'm more of a control nut - not a control freak. A nut is a freak you kind of like.'

Guy cleans a monitor with a squeegee.

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

Queue at the Banking section at library.

'We must improve our level of service.'