Quirky Ride Lover Gifts

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

"I love you, you big fool."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Snail Coach

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Parts of an automobile

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Meal on Wheel

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Tunnel of Butts.

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

Clown hitchhikes to circus

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

The M.R.I. of Love

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Snail Chariot