Quirky Salute Aficionado Gifts

The Commuter Salutes Public Transport

Car joust.

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Sir Cowalot.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

Bowel & Breakfast.

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

Self Practice for Paratroopers

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Doomed Romance

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Watch for falling meteors.

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Track & Field & Stream

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

Tuesdays on ESPN! The iron man national mattress jousting games.

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

Frank Williams RIP

Rejected Olympic exhibition sports.

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

Closing Laugh Citizen Advice

#somuchlove

Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?

Various buffers to improve road safety

X-tra Large Pipe Cleaners.

'See, chivalry isn't dead!'