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Nephrologist

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

The world's most unemployable family

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Joint Ventures!

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Cat Boss

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

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'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"No more Dr Nice guy"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

'ok, who threw that?'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Working from home.

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