Quirky Professionals Prints

Nephrologist

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

The world's most unemployable family

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Joint Ventures!

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Cat Boss

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"No more Dr Nice guy"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'ok, who threw that?'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"