Quirky Problem Enthusiast Pillows

"I Hate Carrots."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Umbrella Roof

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Business Confusion

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"You need to learn to solve your own problems."

Nutty Assistants

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"