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Watermelon Sharks

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Award Winning Gardener

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Music Seed

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Industrial Beautification van

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

I'm looking for a job?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Football fan

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"The cat was there."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Clown watering his flowers.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."