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Watermelon Sharks

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Award Winning Gardener

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

The Music Seed

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Planting Bird Seed.

Industrial Beautification van

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

I'm looking for a job?

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Anything else need tying up?'

Cactus Man.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'