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"Legally, we're a farm."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Industrial Beautification van

Planting Bird Seed.

Bad Office Planning

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Dreams of Spring...

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Clown watering his flowers.

"The cat was there."

Football fan

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

School Trip To The Beach

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.