'Ignorance of the law is no defense, sir. In THIS town, we've got ordinances against playing the 'Spring' section of Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' on a crisp Fall evening like this!'
Quirky Ordinance Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a quirky ordinance collector? Explore our collection of witty and creative items that highlight their love for unusual regulations and rules. From playful prints to amusing mugs, find a gift that celebrates their distinctive taste and passion for collecting quirky ordinances. These thoughtfully designed products will delight any collector with a sense of humor and a flair for the unconventional.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Raincloud Umbrella
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
Best before 65 million BC.
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
Ice shelfie.
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
"Things are looking up!"
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
It's great for pulling the birds!
Inflating Boobs.
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
Quirky Ordinance Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Ordinance Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring quirky ordinance themes. Perfect for collectors who enjoy a good laugh over their favorite unusual rules.
Quirky Ordinance Collector Pillows
Add some personality to their home with pillows that celebrate their passion for quirky ordinances. Comfortable and witty décor for any space.
Quirky Ordinance Collector Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that capture the charm of quirky ordinances. Witty, artistic, and perfect for the creatively inclined.
Quirky Ordinance Collector T-Shirts
Discover fun t-shirts designed for ordinance enthusiasts. Wear your hobby with pride and showcase your love for quirky regulations.