Quirky Regulation Collector Gifts

Absolutely No Explicit Licking of Stamps on these Premises.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Federal Guidelines

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

For the new gardener.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

Crumhorn

A guide to ancient instruments.

Alien Computers.

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'Ignorance of the law is no defense, sir. In THIS town, we've got ordinances against playing the 'Spring' section of Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' on a crisp Fall evening like this!'

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

Octopus-bagpipes

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Clock and bird

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

'I've...invented...the...strobe...light.'

Skier with an anchor.