Quirky Regulation Collector T-Shirts

Absolutely No Explicit Licking of Stamps on these Premises.

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Federal Guidelines

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

For the new gardener.

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'Ignorance of the law is no defense, sir. In THIS town, we've got ordinances against playing the 'Spring' section of Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' on a crisp Fall evening like this!'

Crumhorn

Alien Computers.

A guide to ancient instruments.

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

"Another invisible box? There's no room for the ones we have."

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Octopus-bagpipes

Clock and bird

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

Skier with an anchor.