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'I'm sorry, but you've reached the wrong number.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Try his land line.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Who Typexed out the grass?

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

Valentines for Things

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Happy birthday to you!

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

'I almost forgot...Happy Birthday!'

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

Happy Xmas