City Ordinance Aficionado Gifts

"No need to worry, ma'am. The city's ban on pigs would not include your husband!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Antonin Scalia

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

L.A. Transfer

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

"Stay together and follow my finger."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"I'm all for the right of free expression just as long as it doesn't offend my delicate sensibilities..."

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"I wonder if future generations will realize that their forefathers were such gun nuts?"

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

'Ignorance of the law is no defense, sir. In THIS town, we've got ordinances against playing the 'Spring' section of Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' on a crisp Fall evening like this!'

"Whoa! The president has to obey the law? I'm not sure we want to go that far."

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

Native trees of lexington avenue

No More Waiting Around

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"He's been like this ever since Obama proposed new laws to make it harder for crazy people to buy guns."

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Obama's Gun Controls

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

"The head will see you now."