Quirky Medical Stories Gifts

"What do I do? He refuses to sleep on his own."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

Medical Curiosities

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'

'Yes, I suppose I can learn to live with the pain in my foot. After all, I've been living with a pain in the neck for years!'

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'You're not my usual doctor.'

'You have a parasite, I'm afraid.'

"The small neat scar was from the surgery. The long jagged scar is where I sneezed."

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

'This is his third operation in two years. I'm putting in a zipper.'

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

"He took an Alka-Seltzer and now he thinks he’s sparkling."

"Quite unexpected......he just slipped into 'Happy Baby' and we never got him back."

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

'I wouldn't be surprised if he blows his brains out.'

The results of your brain scan are in

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'He wants to know where the action is.'

'We couldn't save him, but we found out what made him tick.'

'A very unusual case, Mrs. Vandermeer, you have rhinestones!'

Doctor Nyman - The nodule king

'Hot! Hot!'

'Apparently the owner of the donor hand was a renowed ladies man.'