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'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

How Amazon was invented

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Santa's Helpers

"Roadkill cookies"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Football heads...

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Fish mobsters.