Quirky Medical Gift Seekers Mugs

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Ball as water-melon.

How Amazon was invented

A watch face with Stonehenge

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

Football heads...

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"What seems to be the problem?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'