Quirky Love Stories Pillows

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"So that's where you were last night."

Storage Unit of Love

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Face Mask Romance

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Graffitti.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Consenting Adults.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"You need a mint."

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Tunnel of Dove.

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'