Quirky Love Stories Pillows

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"So that's where you were last night."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Face Mask Romance

Consenting Adults.

Storage Unit of Love

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You need a mint."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."