Quirky History Buff Pillows

The Misplaced Attachment

In the beginning man was a vegetarian, but one day he discovered meat as a food group.

Local interest

King William III

Cat scratch fever

Headsman

Archimedes statue with a lever

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Leonore from Fidelio

Litteratti K9s.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Dog History

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

A caveman attempting to make a cart

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Stoned Henge

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Useless-memory lane

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"