Quirky History Collector Pillows

Franklin Pierce

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Raincloud Umbrella

Archimedes statue with a lever

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Inflating Boobs.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'