Quirky Funeral Planner Pillows

'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

A signaller directing pallbearers

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

'You'd look good in that.'

'I tend to bury stuff.'

"The doctors said it's just one of the side effects of the medication he's on."

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

O'Leary's Monuments

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

'I'm looking for something with more legroom.'

'I want to be buried in the smoking section!'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

"She requested a twilight service because she wasn't a mourning person."

"He always said he was going to take it with him."

Budget Cremations

'He always said he loved fireworks but I didn't think he would take it this far.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."