Quirky Cut Curator Gifts

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Turtle Hat

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Edward Elgar.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

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