Quirky Couple Champions Pillows

Toothbrush Romance

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"So that's where you were last night."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'We were made for each other.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'